Larry: Okay, but make it snappy. I love being a baby. Petunia: ...and then we drove all the way home with all the windows down in the freezing cold. Larry: [chuckles] Poor Jerry. My wittle finger! [grunting as more invisible punches hit him and an elephant sound is heard when Patrick's head is hit. Jerry: All right! Say, haven't I seen you before? Archibald stands tall and proud.). [scroll over to Patrick in the seat next to him] Reg: Get outta here. Reg: Uhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting. I have grown up. [SpongeBob walks up to Patrick] We just started the show. How tough are ya? Grownups have to eat to. [strains to open it, but he can't] If I could just run this under some hot water... Archibald: It is I, Archibald! Larry: No, you're wrong! SpongeBob laughs nervously] So, uh, where do you stand on the whole bald vs. shaved debate? Petunia: Oh, oh, no roughhousing with a full tummy. [wailing and falls the floor, slamming his fists on the floor. Oh, but I'm not sure I know how. Larry: Yeah! Bob: Well, perseverance is just a big word that means to "keep on keepin' on"--even when it's hard! While reading the VeggieTales book or watching the VeggieTales movies, your child can bring those stories and classic tales to life with their very own VeggieTales plush toys and dolls. Thanks. [slaps SpongeBob in the face with her karate glove] Thank you. SpongeBob: I did? Oct 16, 2013 - VeggieTales' Larry the Cucumber and Petunia Rhubarb as humans. [puts on his karate gloves that was in the bag] Sandy won't beat me this time, because I've got the elements on my side. Larry also leads Silly Songs, songs in the middle of the show. Larry: Um, you guys gonna start that story? SpongeBob: Yeah, you. Mr. Slushies: Would you care for another diet cola with a lemon twist, weenie? He spins even faster and floods the whole house]. [rips SpongeBob off his arm] Go ahead in. I love this pairing, I think I'll draw more of them. [points across the street to Weenie Hut General] [picks up the still-crying Larry] Larry. That's a great thing you're doing! Patrick: You tell 'em, SpongeBob! I've, uh, got a lot of adult-type business to take care of, so, uh, I'll see yah later. Archibald: Once upon a teensy-weensy time. Jerry: You're the most adult person I know. [Larry walks in] Oh, Larry, you wouldn't be interested in this baby book. Sandy: Got any more tattoos? [a fish is screaming while flying out of the Salty Spitoon] SpongeBob: Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny. I hope you guys like it, since this is my first ever VeggieTales fic. Reg: Nice try, kid. [Larry obediently puffs out his chest] Now say, "tax exemption!". You just can't act like a baby around her. Petunia: You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here anymore ever again. The biblical story of Moses told as a Western by means of talking vegetables. Hey, what about that one? He whistles for a brief second, then checks his wristwatch], Larry: It appears to be my lunch hour. Bob: That's right. The elements of surprise. I was in that scrap. Petunia: No problem. [cuckoo clock strikes three again] Uh-oh, three o'clock, time for adults to go to work. Robot: I believe he said something about going to the wig store. Larry: No... [imagines himself in the sweater instead of Larry. Patrick: Oh yeah. [opens up the box, then the box cover lands on Larry's head to find a sweater, but puts it on his head] ALRIGHT! Both of them take a pair and put them on], Larry & Jerry: Sideburns! It's the only way of getting into the Salty Spitoon! [invisible punches flying] No, please wait. snow_white_theme veggietales larry_the_cucumber petunia_rhubarb larry_and_petunia. (Archibald moves back and fourth and wiggles around on the again, humming happily as he goes.). [the robot scans SpongeBob with one of its scanners], Robot: I'm sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie. I'm Bob the Tomato. [Reg covers the upside down tattoo with his arms] We're proud of you, buddy! Tough Fish #7: No, you weren't! Publication date 2018-07-31 Topics Vimeo, video, Another lost episode has been found! Go ahead. Warm milk?! VeggieTales Petunia's Big Movie is an upcoming 2021 American 3D computer-animated comedy film based on the television series VeggieTales. [both run off as SpongeBob comes out from under the sand] [holds up a giant baby bottle with milk inside] and "milkie"! [points to it, which reads "I heart Petunia"] Is that a kissy mark on your forehead?! Larry: Tell me another story about when I was a baby. I can go in? Petunia: You'll enjoy this, Jerry. I didn't wrap them. [as she is about to kiss him, Larry puts on a helmet to block it]. Sorry about that. Fade to Larry's house]. Robot: I have a suggestion. Find VeggieTale DVD's & shows, CDs & music, Books, toys, home decor, games & more. Drifter: What're you talking about? this picture is so cute and I love Larry and Petunia. Larry: I am glad you see it my way, grandmother. Reg: Aha! Ralph and Gleep Sketches (Ernie and Bert Sketches), The Sword in the Stone (WrecksterProductionz Style), https://parodies.fandom.com/wiki/VeggieTales:_Petunia%27s_Kisses_(Transcript_Remake)?oldid=10579. SpongeBob: Weenie Hut Jr's? They both laugh], Larry: Hey, that's my cookie-eating hat! SpongeBob: I may be down, but I'm not out! Drifter: What's shakin', my man? [Petunia gives him a kiss, leaving a Red print on his cheek of her lips] Bye, Petunia, thanks for the ride. [SpongeBob jumps away] Three days! The two of them were to be married just around the corner, Bob remembered, but Larry's personality disorder had ruined that chance. Hold on for a couple of minutes, I'm gonna go grab another story, with sound. I know it's you. [Scene cuts to Larry sitting in a seat at Slushies Hut Jr's]. Tough Fish #5: Thanks. Bob: Well, hi Archibald, do you want to say hi to the kids? Larry: Oh yeah, uh... great. [she hugs Larry. You need to persevere! Jerry: Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies! He hosts the show along Bob the Tomato, one his friends. Don't you want to be a "finisher?". [while eating a cookie, Jerry bites his finger leaving a big red bruise], Jerry: [acting like a 2-year old] D'oh! Larry: Out into the cold, grown-up world alone without a sweater. The sweater tears in half] Don't I get a present, Petunia? [puts on a hat]. [goes into the tent, then pokes his head out] And I won't do anything else. [scene cuts to Larry and Petunia next to a tent]. Petunia's BIG Movie (also known as Petunia: A VeggieTales Movie) is an upcoming 2019 American 3D computer-animated comedy film directed by Mark Dindal and written by J. Chris Wall, Doug TenNapel. Patrick: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays. Larry: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! A bib?! Reg: How tough are ya? LarryBoy's Great Adventure it's the VeggieTales adaptation of the Sailor Moon anime series. SpongeBob: [jumps angrily] I am not a weenie! Reg screams in pain when Sandy rips off the tattoo] How are we gonna go swimmin' when you're in a shirt and tie? [hands him some office supplies] Here's some office supplies. But I forgot to buy a transfer on the 151, so the bus driver wanted me to buy a whole new ticket, but I ran out of nickels... Larry: So he dropped me off like 12 blocks before I got to the 81 stop. SpongeBob crashes into the ground, followed by his pants, socks, and shoes. Nerd #1: Uhh, no, you're thinking of Monster Weenie Monday. I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes. [SpongeBob stammers and whistles] Sandy: Hey, what's everybody waitin' in line for? What are you gonna tell Petunia? Larry: So that's where I am now, Bob. [Jerry is sitting on Petunia's lap, ready to hear a story]. Petunia: Hop in my car, I'll drop you off. [opens the book] Fascinating. SpongeBob walks up with a clown wig on] Larry: Hi, Petunia! [Larry turns around and heads back to Petunia. Pa Grape: Well, I don't mean to brag, but it's pretty sweet. No one gets into the Double S without a tough hairdo. Madame Blueberry: How's your collection coming along? Archibald knows a story about perseverance. Sandy: You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube. [He dusts his clothes using his hands] [gives Larry a plate of cookies] Have a cookie, Larry! [walks in as Reg smiles. Reg: [chortles] I saw you runnin'. She is knownfor believing that beauty on the inside really matters. [flexes his eyes, creating muscles] SpongeBob: Well, that makes me pretty mad. [a big, green fish walks up with a tattoo of a seahorse on his right arm] Drifter: Doubt it — I'm a drifter — just blew into town. Parodies Wikia is a FANDOM Music Community. Scene cuts to an ambulance driving down the street with SpongeBob in bandages and Sandy by his side] Sandy? He wasn't bald. Tough Fish #1: Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line to get into the Salty Spitoon — [points over to an old building] the roughest, toughest sailor club ever to be built under the seven seas. Bob looks a little perplexed. Larry: [removes his "Kisses Not Allowed" helmet off his head] Sorry, Petunia, but the kissing has to stop. Come here and give your Petunia her kissy-kissy. My word! Larry: Oh, hi Archibald! [Petunia takes the cookie away], Petunia: Oh, you don't want this baby food. SpongeBob: Yeah, let's go in. 2.10 From Static Shock 2.11 … Larry: [Removes the box cover from his head] Huh? SpongeBob: Hey, what about me? When you kiss the bride or grooman in touch, God made you special and he loves us very much, because we love our family! Wait until Sandy sees that I brought my karate gear! First, puff out your chest. What you need is a tough hairdo. Hi-yah! When you get in a real fight, then we'll talk. [sobs]. What are you doing?! SpongeBob: Wow. ... You stayed with me! Nerd #1: Relax, you're among friends. [takes a couple bites of it] Nutritious. Jimmy and Oscar Sketches (Ernie and Bert Sketches). Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber! [Patrick's sadness is quickly replaced by fury and he snarls with rage] Grr! Reg: Wow! [both run out] Day!) I mean, not like... that guy! [hugs her as the two walk into the kitchen]. [puts a red hat with springs attached to yellow smiley faces on top of Jerry's head. Larry: I sure did. SpongeBob: Ew. Nerd #2: I disagree, I saw a guy going in there and he was bald. In her first appearance, she was the princess of Rhubarb. [Petunia gives him a kiss, leaving a Red print on his cheek of her lips] Bye, Petunia, thanks for the ride. [Larry is angry at what he sees then covers himself with the book he was reading], Petunia: How about I give you a present? Sandy: How tough am I? Scene cuts to Sandy talking to an ice cream vendor] Like LarryBoy: The Cartoon Adventures, the series is animated in 2D. All: VeggieTales! Sandy: Hi-yah! ... [Larry puckers his hips, but Petunia kiss Larry goes in the BunVac 6000] Lady Tottington: You're safe. Reg: Alright, now it's a party! [runs home crying. With Mike Nawrocki, Phil Vischer, Lisa Vischer, Babe Humphrey. [puts on his headgear that was in the bag] Hi-yah! Tom Grape: No, especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers! [Jerry is sleeping], Petunia: Shh, he's asleep. Archibald: Hello, I am Archibald, the kindly teensy weeny Asparagus. It took us three days to make that potato salad. Larry: Petunia, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea. SpongeBob: [gasps and stammers] I, uh... [laughs] don't be silly. [flexes, even more, created more muscles on his previous ones] You need to have muscles on your eyeballs! [slaps SpongeBob again, sending him into the air and flying into a strong fish that is waiting in line] [line moves up] Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. SpongeBob: [jumps into an empty area] Hi-yah! Reg: [sarcastically] Wow. [flexes his arm] You need to have muscles on your muscles. [looks down at his feet, which are in some potato salad at a family picnic] Since Cydney Trent always voiced Petunia before Tress MacNeille took over in VeggieTales in the House, I am very disappointed that she never returned to The VeggieTales Show with Lisa Vischer, because Petunia is the most appearing female VeggieTales character who was … [Larry runs to Petunia]. Larry's last day at Big Idea was the second worst day in Bob's life. We are supposed to be adults! Nerd #2: And besides, today's Monday. [puts his head back in]. Hi-yah! I've actually been watching a lot of VeggieTales the past couple days. Jerry: I'm the baby, I'm the baby, I'm the baby! [walks in] His love interest is Petunia Rhubarb, who was originally ment to be another cucumber. This is the happiest day of my life! She's "Sandy." [pulls the plug under the tears to drain it] No matter how grown-up you get, you'll always be my little baby boo. On the Countertop, Bob greets the kids, while accompanied by Larry, who is dressed as Larry-Boy once again. Archibald: BumBum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum BumBum! Tough Fish #7: I ain't callin' you for dinner! Shop Today! [tough fish walks in. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. He's not botherin' anybody. [Patrick is still getting beaten in the background] Robot: You can't hide what's inside. How tough are ya? [runs around wearing a diaper with a blue pin on it as he's putting powder in the diaper] I wanna wear "diadies"! Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon, a luxurious oasis of sand and sea. Bob: Oh, hi Larry! [Patrick starts to tear up] [Larry clears his throat] Being grown up is boring. 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